chillingatthehollanddayinn said: Do you like me? Check one: yes, si, motherfucking yes, hot diddly damn, take me I'm yours, diddle my fiddle, I want your babies, yes master may I have another.

✓ yes 

✓ Si

✓ Motherfucking yes

✓ hot diddly damn

✓ Take me I’m yours 

✓ Diddle my fiddle 

✓ I want your babies

✓ yes master may I have another 

✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓  All of these, yes. All the checks. 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Andrew should come snuggle me

and Luke could come too

Andrewwww

Luuuuuuke 

Andrewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke

Andrewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

sendandyohover:

devinohhhh:

sendandyohover:

chillinatthehollanddayinn:

:3

YOU DID NOT OH MY GOD.

LOOK AT MY BACK FAT.

WHY WOULD YOU EVER?

THERE IS BARELY ANY BACK FAT THERE JFC 

I’m a chubby bunny.

there is totally back fat.

Shut your whore mouth before I stuff it.

That’s not a threat that leads to me shutting my whore mouth bro. 

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sendandyohover:

chillinatthehollanddayinn:

:3

YOU DID NOT OH MY GOD.

LOOK AT MY BACK FAT.

WHY WOULD YOU EVER?

THERE IS BARELY ANY BACK FAT THERE JFC 

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chillinatthehollanddayinn:

:3

       

ALSO MINE THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 

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chillingatthehollanddayinn said: Hey, you, yeah, you, you should punch me in the face with your face.

That sounds like a really violent way to make out dude. 

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sendandyohover:

devinohhhh:

Of course Mom loves Luke, he’s Luke. She can’t not love him. We might even be able to convince her to still do our laundry too. There can be both. Snuggles and sex. Sex and then snuggles. Snuggles and then sex. Sex and then snuggles and then more sex and then more snuggles. A never ending cycle of awesome. 

I think she loves him more than she loves Dylan, to be honest. And I’m sure we could get her to. I propose we take Luke apartment shopping tomorrow. Yes.

That’s not hard to do though. Most people are loved more than Dylan. I accept this proposal. If he doesn’t agree to it we’ll just kidnap him to do it.